1. did-you-kno:

    Witches ride brooms because they want to get high, but not literally. People in the 14th century believed witches put plant oils on broomsticks and rubbed them between their legs so they could hallucinate. Historians think this is why witches riding brooms became such a popular idea. Source

    (via horriblebakery)

  2. "But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

    - Mark Twain

    This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

    (via the-bitchextraordinaire)

    (via avianawareness)

  3. out-there-on-the-maroon:

    hallowhedge:

    dark-strings:

    "The mayor announced that the dogs were not actually dogs, just some plastic bags caught in the breeze that people mistook for wild dogs.”

    Did anybody else click and drag? You should.

    Oooooooo!

    (via seekingthedoctor)

  4. stiffnips4wintersoldier:

    lifelikeslemons:

    rairii:

    cupcakemichi:

    moonykins:

    Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

    Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

    wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

    I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

    holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

    OH MY GOD

    (via seekingthedoctor)

    sandandglass:

    Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.

    (via primadonna-grrrl)

  5. revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

    questionall:

    pileofmonkeys:

    I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

    This is very true.

    I figure if I can afford to eat out, I can afford to tip 20%.

    As a former hairdresser I can attest to the truth of this. Little old ladies on Social Security always tipped, even if all they could afford was $1 or 2. Meanwhile the teens or college kids, as well as some older professionals, hardly ever tipped.

    (via kick-it-up-a-notch)

  6. cute-overload:

    A cute dog meme that was found on the Internet.

  7. "War is peace.
    Freedom is slavery.
    Ignorance is strength."

     George Orwell1984 (via words-and-coffee)

    (via lostwithoutmyconsultingdetective)

  8. bapgeek2geekbap:

    the-exercist:

    Fixed it for you:

    image

    Under the heading of “Feminazi,” feel free to also add:

    • A racist term coined by Rush Limbaugh
    • An image used to actively frighten women away from feminism 

    Where would one acquire a pair Problem Glasses?

    (Source: would-be-psychologist, via primadonna-grrrl)

  9. (Source: halorvic, via theangelictennants)

  10. rosariummm:

    🎪✨🎈Got this cutie done today! I love it so much thank you!!! @amandacoxtattoo I’m so happy!!💕🎈✨🎪 #it #halloween #horrormovie #personal

  11. 'Hatred' Avoid this game at all costs

    drakenutted:

    To start this off I just want to say. I’m the kind of person who plays GTA and generally enjoys it. As violent as those games are, most of the mayhem you can cause is optional, does not take up the main focus of the game and hardly ever takes itself seriously. There are never…